Non-Negotiable Clauses: The Fine Print

Because we value your sanity, we're laying down the law. Don't even think about trying to negotiate these.

The Unforgiving Rules

• Article 1: No, you cannot wear pants to a meeting. We're a creative team, not an accountant's office.
• Article 2: Dress Code
• Article 3: You will not be allowed to eat the last donut. There are no exceptions.
• Article 4: Meeting Snacks

Failure to comply will result in... let's just say, "consequences".

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