Meetings: the only time you get to pretend you're a functioning team
When the only thing discussed is whose turn it is to do the thing
When you're trying to come up with 10 ideas, but really you're just going to talk about the one thing you already thought of
When you're trying to finish that thing, but really you're just going to talk about it for another hour
When you're actually just sitting on a couch in a conference room eating stale coffee
When you're really just arguing who's turn it is to talk
When you're all just staring at the ceiling trying to remember what you're doing
We'll get back to you
We'll send you an email
Who moved the goalposts?
Don't forget to grab your free coffee on the way out!