Resolution 2 - Adopted 1986-06-12

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Section 2 of Resolution 2: Section 2.1 - The Great Pizza Toppings Debate

Whereas, the committee has been plagued by endless debates over pizza toppings, be it pineapple or pepperoni, we, the committee, hereby resolve that:

Section 2.1 - The Great Pizza Toppings Debate

WHEREAS, the committee has failed to reach a consensus on the matter, we, the committee, hereby declare that:

1. Pepperoni is still not as good as pineapple

2. Further study is needed to fully understand the effects of pineapple on human taste buds

3. The committee shall establish a task force to investigate the use of pineapple as a topping

Section 2.2 - The Coffee Conundrum

WHEREAS, the committee has been unable to decide on the best type of coffee to serve at the next meeting, we, the committee, hereby resolve that:

Section 2.2 - The Coffee Conundrum

WHEREAS, we have tried all types of coffee and failed, we, the committee, hereby decree that:

1. We will never speak of it again

2. A task force shall be established to investigate the possibility of making the coffee taste good

3. We will serve decaf at the next meeting

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