Where the discussion never ends, and the coffee flows like water.
Decided: We will decide to decide later.
Next meeting in: 10 minutes
Decisions made so far: 10 (none of which are actually binding)
Unresolved issues: 1000+
Agenda for next meeting: 11:00
Why we're still here: Read the 300-page document to understand the intricacies of our existential crisis
Side effects of attending this meeting: Loss of sleep, sanity, and possibly your will to live