Meeting to Discuss the Invention of a New Deadline

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This meeting is a brainstorming session to come up with an entirely new concept for a deadline that's not a Monday, Wednesday, or Friday.

Ideas are being pitched, and the most outrageous, yet functional, idea will be chosen for implementation.

Current contenders include:

1. Idea 3: The Deadline that's Always on Tuesday - a deadline that's so flexible, it'll adapt to any schedule.

2. Idea 2: The Deadline that's Always on Monday... but only for Coffee Drinkers - a deadline that's tailored to those who can't function without their morning joe.

3. Idea 1: The Deadline that's Based on the Tides - a deadline that's as changeable as the ocean tides.

Which one will it be?