After years of being dragged to pointless meetings, the CTO has had an epiphany: they are the real boss around here. They've taken over the conference room, and it's now their personal fiefdom.
First, they've installed a foosball table, because who needs actual productivity? The ping-pong table is now a relic of the past.
The CTO has also installed a state-of-the-art espresso machine, because caffeine is the lifeblood of any self-respecting tech leader.
But that's not all. The CTO has also installed a 'No Meetings' sign, which they've cleverly disguised as a 'Meeting in Progress' sign. It's a clever trick, but don't try this at home, folks.
As you enter the conference room, you'll be greeted by the CTO's personal butler, who will be serving you a complimentary cup of over-caffeinated espresso.
But don't get too comfortable, because the CTO has also installed a 'Meeting in Progress' timer, which will count down from 60 minutes to 1, forcing you to make your excuses and leave the room.
And if you're lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the CTO's 'Meeting in Progress' PowerPoint presentation, which is just a 100-slide deck of cat pictures.
Want to learn more about the CTO's reign of terror? Read the CTO's Timeline
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try to Join the CTO's Rebel Alliance