Omni-Bureaucratic Rituals

Formalized Proclamation of the Daily Agenda

By the power vested in me by the Omnisciential-Bureaucratic Council, I hereby declare the day officially commenced.

Let all employees report to their designated workstations and prepare for another grueling day of paperwork and meetings.

May the coffee machine be forever stocked, and may the fluorescent lights never dim.

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Standardized Procedure for Filing TPS Reports

Step 1: Locate your nearest TPS filing station.

Step 2: Remove the cover sheet from the report.

Step 3: Staple the report in the correct sequence.

Step 4: File the report in the designated filing cabinet.

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