By the power vested in me by the Omnisciential-Bureaucratic Council, I hereby declare the day officially commenced.
Let all employees report to their designated workstations and prepare for another grueling day of paperwork and meetings.
May the coffee machine be forever stocked, and may the fluorescent lights never dim.
View ProclamationsStep 1: Locate your nearest TPS filing station.
Step 2: Remove the cover sheet from the report.
Step 3: Staple the report in the correct sequence.
Step 4: File the report in the designated filing cabinet.
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