Our Motto Agenda

As decreed by the great Council of Bureaucrats, we gather in this hallowed hall to set the tone for all future meetings. Herein lies the sacred text of our organizational mantra.

1. We shall not be late. We shall not be early. We shall be precisely on time, or else.

2. We shall not be distracted by shiny objects or social media. We shall focus solely on the agenda.

3. We shall not make eye contact with our colleagues, lest we be drawn into frivolous conversation.

4. We shall not be swayed by emotions. We shall remain steadfast in our resolve.

5. We shall not be influenced by external factors. We shall be guided solely by our organizational bylaws.

And so, we shall conquer the day with our unwavering dedication to the agenda.

Sub Agenda: Scheduling Conflicts

For those who wish to schedule conflicts, please refer to the Scheduling Conflicts Procedure.

Sub Agenda: Meeting Etiquette

For those who wish to learn the proper etiquette for our meetings, please refer to the Meeting Etiquette Guidelines.

Next Meeting

The next meeting is scheduled for 3:00 PM on the 14th of February. Do not be late.