MEETING SCHEDULE: A never-ending cycle of pointless discussions
  1. Monday: Inefficient Use of Time
  2. Tuesday: More Time-Wasting
  3. Wednesday: The Middle Child of Meetings
  4. Thursday: Almost-Friday
  5. Friday: The Day We Pretend to Work
  6. Monday: Repeat
Take a peek at the minutes Decisions, Decisions

Meetings are held in the conference room, which is conveniently located in the basement, next to the janitor's closet.

Snacks and coffee will be provided, but not actual progress.