OMEGA Schedule Updates

Important Updates

By the power vested in us, we bring you the most up-to-date schedule changes:

We have rescheduled the Apocalypse to occur 3 hours later than previously thought.
Our coffee machine has been repaired, and it now dispenses a slightly better flavor of despair.
The conference room has been repurposed for a giant ball pit. All meetings will now be held in the supply closet.

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Subpage 1: Important Details

We've added more padding to the apocalypse schedule, so it's now 30 minutes longer than previously thought.
The coffee machine has been reprogrammed to dispense a 5% more bitter flavor, because who needs happiness?
The ball pit has been upgraded to include a ball pit DJ spinning the hottest tracks in the multiverse.

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Subpage 2: Unofficial Details