As the great calamity approaches, the time has come to flee for your lives! The mountain, a beacon of hope, stands tall and proud. But beware, for the roads leading to the peak are treacherous. Our team of expert prophets has mapped out the safest route for your evacuation.
Follow the path of least resistance, but greatest reward. Stay close to your fellow survivors and keep your wits about you. We will not be silenced by the impending doom!
Recommended gear for the journey:
- Water bottle (at least 1L)
- First-aid kit (just in case)
- Map (preferably with a red marker)
- Snacks (for the soul)
Proceed with caution and a hint of desperation. The mountain awaits!
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