Join us for an hour of awkward small talk and excessive use of company jargon.
Read more about Welcome and Prolonged IntroductionsGet ready for a 1 hour presentation on the company's current state of affairs, including but not limited to: sales numbers, employee satisfaction, and the meaning of life.
Read more about The State of the CompanyIndulge in our exquisite spread of free sandwiches, overpriced coffee, and the faint scent of desperation.
Read more about LunchWitness the breathtaking talents of your coworkers, including but not limited to: singing, dancing, and moderately decent magic tricks.
Read more about The Annual Talent Show