Annual Meeting: The Most Overly-Detailed Meeting Schedule Ever Created

Agenda for the Ages

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Welcome and Prolonged Introductions

Join us for an hour of awkward small talk and excessive use of company jargon.

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9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: The State of the Company: A 1-Hour PowerPoint Extravaganza

Get ready for a 1 hour presentation on the company's current state of affairs, including but not limited to: sales numbers, employee satisfaction, and the meaning of life.

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10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch: The Most Elaborate Spread Ever Seen to Date

Indulge in our exquisite spread of free sandwiches, overpriced coffee, and the faint scent of desperation.

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12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: The Annual Talent Show: Where Coworkers' Hobbies Meet Corporate Culture

Witness the breathtaking talents of your coworkers, including but not limited to: singing, dancing, and moderately decent magic tricks.

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