The Search for Meaning - Agenda Item 1

Today's agenda item: "The Meaning of Life" -_goals and aspirations of the universe.

Objective: Determine if there is a point to it all.

Sub-Objective 1: Find a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

Sub-Objective 2: Decide if pineapple pizza is better than regular pizza.

Status: In progress. Still searching.

Notes: "It's all meaningless, but let's just pretend it's not." - Anonymous

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