Meetings: Pointless Agendas

Meetings have been the bane of humanity's existence since the dawn of time. Or at the very least, since the invention of the conference room.

But have you ever noticed, when a meeting is so bad, so mind-blowingly terrible that you question your own grip on reality?

This meeting has that effect. It's like a never-ending abyss, a void so vast and terrible, you're forced to wonder if the concept of sanity is but a distant memory.

Agenda Item 3: "The Disappearance of Sanity"

Subitem 1: "The Art of Nonsensical Jargon

Subitem 2: "The Futility of Action Items"

Subitem 3: "The Ephemeral Nature of Decision Making"