Agenda Item 3: Unicorn Horn Proposal

Presented by: Sparkles McSparklesface

Objective: To install Unicorn Horns as the primary mode of transportation for the company.

Key points:

• Unicorn Horns are 90% more efficient than regular bicycles.
• They are 100% more aesthetically pleasing.
• The only known side effect is spontaneous rainbow vomiting.

Action Items:

• Assign a team of experts to research the feasibility of Unicorn Horn technology.
• Develop a comprehensive guide on how not to get trampled by a Unicorn Horn.
• Establish a Unicorn Horn maintenance schedule.

Related documents:

• Mandatory Pajama Day - A crucial step in establishing trust with our Unicorn Horns.
• Departmental Donut Party - To ensure our team's creativity is not stifled by the harsh realities of Unicorn Horns.

Next Meeting:

Agenda Item 4: Mandatory Belly Dancing

Belly Dancing Protocol will be discussed.