The Art of Pointless Meetings

Escaped and Free: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Congratulations! You've escaped the clutches of pointless meetings. Now, it's time to relax and unwind with our expert guide.

Learn the secrets of doing nothing with style and panache. From the basics of staring at a wall to the advanced technique of playing Solitaire on your phone.

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Meet the Experts

We're a team of renowned experts in the field of doing nothing.

Meet Jane, our resident expert on small talk:

Jane

"I've spent years perfecting the art of making small talk. My secret? Just nod and smile."

And meet Bob, our expert on pretending to be interested:

Bob

"I've mastered the art of feigning interest. Just agree with whatever they say and smile."

And of course, meet our lead expert on napping:

John

"I've spent years honing the craft of napping in meetings. My secret? Just set your phone to silent and close your eyes."