Pointless Meeting Prophets

We are the Pointless Meeting Prophets, a team of experts in the art of wasting time.

Our services include:

Extending meetings to 4+ hours, because who needs an agenda?
Creating PowerPoint presentations that say nothing
Hosting meetings that are 90% pointless, but hey, that's just how we roll
Our expert team of Void Strategists will help you achieve the impossible: making your meeting even more pointless.

Don't have an idea what to do? Don't worry! Our team of Pointless Meeting Prophets will help you come up with a solution that's completely unoriginal and unhelpful.

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Note: The content is a satirical take on the common experience of attending pointless meetings in corporate settings, exaggerating the characteristics of meetings that are often seen as a waste of time.