Presented to: The Great and Powerful Boss
Attendees: The Entire Department (minus 3)
Step 5: The Consultant's Ego - We decided to ignore this step as it was deemed "too meta".
We spent an entire 30 minutes pretending to consult with experts in the field of "Not Doing Anything". It was enlightening.
The antonyms were: "Do Not Do This", "Do Not Do That", and "Definitely Do Not Do This Either".
Their collective wisdom was: "Why Bother?"
We have decided to implement their suggestions in our next quarterly meeting.