In this installment of "The Reboot Problem," our team of highly-paid, highly-ineffective experts have determined that the only solution to our current woes is to simply throw more money at the problem. Because, why not?
We've allocated a budget of $10 million to rebrand the company's logo, rehire the entire staff, and rehire the entire new staff that will be hired to rehire the old staff. Because, you know, that's exactly how this works.
Here are some of the proposed solutions:
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