Meetings are like the plague. They're always happening. Always.
That's why we've compiled a list of possible solutions to make them slightly less painful.
Just tell everyone you're having a fake meeting, and then cancel it 5 minutes in.
This way, everyone feels productive and you get to go home early.
Learn more about Solution 2: The "Coffee Break" Technique
This involves scheduling a meeting during a coffee break, and then just sitting there with your cup of coffee.
No one will notice you're not actually doing anything, and you'll still get your caffeine fix.
Learn more about Solution 3: The "Power Nap" Technique
This involves scheduling a meeting during your lunch break, and then just taking a 20-minute power nap in the back of the room.
When you wake up, you'll be refreshed and ready to tackle the rest of the meeting with gusto.
Learn more about Option 4: The "Doodling" Technique
This involves doodling on a piece of paper during the meeting, pretending to be taking notes.
No one will ever notice that your scribbles are actually just random squiggles.
Learn more about Option 5: The "Fake Email" Technique
This involves sending out a fake email summarizing the meeting, without actually attending the meeting.
Everyone will be impressed by your efficiency and productivity.
Learn more about Option 6: The "Buddy System" Technique
This involves finding a willing participant to attend the meeting with you, so you can both pretend to be interested.
It's like being in a support group, but with meetings.
Learn more about Option 7: The "Mute" Technique
This involves setting your phone on mute during the meeting, and pretending to be actively listening.
It's like you're in a recording studio, but with more PowerPoint presentations.
Learn more about Option 8: The "Virtual" Technique
This involves just not showing up to the meeting at all, and instead attending a virtual meeting from your bed.
It's like being in a video game, but with more meetings.
Learn more about Option 9: The "Emergency Exit" Technique
This involves just leaving the meeting suddenly, claiming you have an emergency.
Everyone will be shocked, but you'll be free.
Learn more about Option 10: The "Diplomaniac" Technique
This involves being a diplomat and negotiating a meeting that's actually a series of short meetings.
It's like being a master of time, but with more meetings.
Learn more about Option 11: The "Meeting-Free" Technique
This involves just telling everyone you're meeting-free, and then doing whatever you want.
It's like being a pirate, but with more PowerPoint presentations.
Learn more about Option 12: The "Self-Meeting" Technique
This involves having a meeting with yourself, and then pretending you're discussing it with others.
It's like being a Zen master, but with more meeting notes.
Learn more about Option 13: The "Meeting-Summit" Technique
This involves having a meeting with all the people who are not attending the actual meeting.
It's like being a king, but with more meeting invites.
Learn more about Option 14: The "Time-Traveler" Technique
This involves scheduling a meeting for a different time zone, so you can attend it while you're still in bed.
It's like being a time lord, but with more meetings.