Friday 11:30 Procrastination Schedule

Today's Agenda:

• Spend 30 minutes scrolling through cat videos
• Organize digital scrapbook of all unfulfilled resolutions
• Stare out window, ponder the meaning of life and artistic expression
• Conjure up an epic sandwich, possibly with 5 types of meat
• Take a 2-hour power nap, because priorities
• Play video games until the world outside ceases to exist
• Devour 3 chapters of your favorite comic book series
• Learn to play 'Stairway to Heaven' on the ukulele, because priorities
• Create a to-do list, and promptly forget about it
• Declare independence from adulting, and live in a state of perpetual adolescence

Tomorrow's Agenda:

• Do absolutely nothing

Upcoming Events:

• Her Mom's Birthday Party (RSVP: 'Maybe')
• His Golf Tournament (RSVP: 'Not Gonna Make It')