Tentacled Overlords' Pretzel Tasting Protocol

Article 1, Section 7, Subsection 3: Upon arrival, the Tentacled Overlord shall grasp the pretzel rod firmly in their tentacle tips,ประก

Article 1, Section 7, Subsection 4: The pretzel shall be dipped into the dipping sauce, a concoction of equal parts mayonnaise, mustard, and

Article 1, Section 7, Subsection 5: The Tentacled Overlord shall then take a measured bite, applying gentle pressure to the pretzel's surface while ensuring an even distribution of toppings.

prophets of the pretzel, take heed: the crunch of the crust, the chew of the dough, and the majesty of the topping are all sacred.

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