Robot Hysteria: A Study of Unrelenting Efficiency
In a world where productivity reigns supreme, we've reached a breaking point: Robot Hysteria. This phenomenon is characterized by an all-consuming passion for efficiency, a zeal for organization, and an unrelenting pursuit of productivity.
Our team of robotic experts has been observing this trend and has identified key indicators of Robot Hysteria. These include:
- Excessive use of bullet points
- Unnecessary meetings
- Overuse of buzzwords like 'synergy' and 'disruption'
We've also developed a range of treatments for those suffering from Robot Hysteria, including:
- Caffeine therapy
- Tai chi for robots
- Extreme productivity boot camps
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing crisis.