Welcome, brave souls, to Phase 7 of our beloved project. In this phase, we will be exploring the depths of confusion and the vast expanse of unnecessary meetings.
We will be discussing topics such as "Is the color blue really blue?" and "Should we use Comic Sans for our font?"
Don't worry, we have a team of experts who will guide us through the uncharted waters of corporate jargon and pointless discussions.
Some possible subtopics for Phase 7 include:
Will you emerge from this phase with a clearer understanding of our project's objectives? Doubtful. But hey, at least you'll have a great story to tell.
Here are the subtopics for Phase 7:
Join us as we explore the age-old question: "Is Comic Sans really the best font for our project's logo?"
We'll be debating the merits of serif and sans-serif fonts, and possibly even trying to convince our CEO to use Comic Sans on our company's letterhead.
Some possible sub-subtopics include:
Join us as we investigate the disappearance of our beloved to-do lists and try to figure out who ate them all.
We'll be interviewing key players, examining the evidence, and possibly even calling in a team of expert forensic accountants to help us track down the culprits.
Some possible sub-subtopics include:
Join us as we delve into the mysterious world of meeting notes and try to uncover the secrets of the universe.
We'll be exploring the intricacies of bullet points, the symbolism of clipboards, and the existential implications of "Action Item 1" and "Action Item 2".
Some possible sub-subtopics include:
Join us as we explore the hidden world of bullet points and try to figure out why they're always in triplicate.
We'll be examining the psychological implications of listing items in groups of three, the sociological implications of bullet point culture, and the existential implications of being a human being surrounded by bullet points.
Some possible sub-sub-subtopics include: