Bacon Wisdom of the Prophesied Bob

According to ancient lore, Prophesied Bob's Bacon Wisdom has been sought after by kings and commoners alike for centuries.

Today, we bring you the most sought-after, most revered, most utterly bewildering forecasts, prophecies, and rants from the mouth of Prophesied Bob.

Prophesied Bob's latest vision quest has yielded the following revelations:

Forecasts

• Forecast 001: The Apocalypse of Avocado Toast
• Forecast 002: The Rise of the Machines
• Forecast 003: The Great Sausage Heist

Prophecies

• Prophesy 001: The Return of the Ancient Ones
• Prophesy 002: The Coming of the Robot Uprising
• Prophesy 003: The End of All Things Good and Pure

Rants

• Rant 001: Against the Misuse of Comic Sans
• Rant 002: The Injustice of the Overuse of Jell-O
• Rant 003: The Folly of Faux-Brutalist Web Design