Prophet Bob's Consulting Fees: A Comprehensive and Utterly Inaccurate Guide to Charging You Money
$50/hour. Because who needs food and shelter, anyway?
$100/hour. Now we're getting somewhere.
$250/hour. Because you clearly have more money than sense.
$500/hour. We're not even kidding, this is what we charge.
$1000/hour. For when you really want to break the bank.
$5000/hour. Because you have more than enough cash to burn.