Meetings that never happened.
Where the coffee is strong, but the memories are weak.
Meetings that went from bad to worse, and then disappeared into thin air.
Meetings that were so boring, they made your brain turn into a sentient toad.
Meetings that were so dull, you forgot what day it was
Meetings that will probably happen someday, but not today.
Meetings that were so important, they were cancelled twice.
Meetings that were so boring, they became sentient and escaped.
Where the future is written in the walls, and the walls are made of meetings.
Where the predictions are always wrong, and the coffee machine is always broken.