Today's meeting is going to be a real nail-biter, folks!
Our CEO, Bertrand "The Shark" Stevens, has been hinting about an "opportunity too good to pass up" and "synergies that need to be explored". We all know what this means...
Read more about the impending acquisition or worry about the worst-case scenario.
Remember, when the going gets tough, the tough get... acquired!
Next up: Meeting 6: The Mass Restructuring
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