It's been exactly 5 minutes since the apocalypse, and the coffee machine has stopped working. The prophets of doom have been eerily quiet, but the signs are clear: the coffee is not brewing.
As we frantically try to revive the machine, we've discovered a cryptic message scrawled on the wall in blood-red letters: "They're watching you, and they don't like your taste in coffee."
The meeting has officially devolved into chaos. Some of the prophets are trying to negotiate with the coffee machine, while others are plotting to overthrow it. The air is thick with tension, and the smell of burnt coffee lingers in the air.
What do we do? Do we try to reboot the machine, or do we join the rebels in their fight against the coffee overlords?
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