Prophets' Budget for 2022

As the apocalypse looms near, our budget is a doomsday device.

Section 1: Pre-Apocalypse Spending

Pre-emptive investments in artisanal survival gear:

• Survival Gear
• Sustainable Food Sources
• Pre-Post-Apocalyptic Real Estate

Section 2: Apocalypse-Focused Spending

Funds allocated for post-apocalyptic infrastructure development:

• Apocalypse Fortifications
• Apocalypse Communications
• Emergency Services

Our fashion trends are a mix of practicality and desperation:

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