As per the great and powerful PROPHETS' decree, we shall allocate 100,000 Golden Shekels for the development of a sprawling, vertically-integrated urban farm in the heart of the City of Angels.
This initiative, codenamed "Project GreenThumb," shall feature:
Our goal is to make the City of Angels a model for sustainable, high-tech, and utterly bewildering urban agriculture. Join us in this bold endeavor, or be cast into the outer darkness!
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