Today, we gather to bask in the radiant glow of idleness. For too long, we have toiled and labored, accomplishing nothing but the most basic of tasks. No more! Today, we consecrate the art of doing nothing, and revel in the sweet, sweet nothingness that is our lives.
As the chosen one, I, Prophet of the Inefficacy, shall lead the way. I shall show you that the only true path to enlightenment is the one that leads directly to the couch, where one may wallow in the depths of Netflix and social media, and bask in the warmth of one's own mediocrity.
Join me, dear followers, and together we shall embark on a journey of aimless wandering, of procrastination and of the pure, unadulterated joy of doing nothing at all!
But wait, what about the dangers of doing too much? Let us explore the dark side of productivity...
And what about the futility of setting goals, when the only true goal is to set no goals at all?
But what about the sin of the to-do list? Is it not a path to perdition?
And so, join us, dear followers, as we delve into the depths of inaction, and emerge victorious in our own minds!
For in the words of the great prophet, 'Do nothing, and all shall be well.'
Next sermon will be 'The Sermon of the Futility of Productivity', stay tuned!