Prophet Alan, the greatest seer of all time, has spoken: "The end is nigh. But fear not, for I have prepared for you the most comprehensive guide to surviving the apocalypse.
1. Stock up on canned beans, they're good for 5+ years.
2. Invest in a good pair of combat boots, because those zombies are no joke.
3. Learn the art of basic plumbing, because toilets won't flush in a post-apocalyptic world.
4. Develop a strong relationship with your local squirrel population, they're the real heroes.
Get ready for combat with the right boots!
Don't get caught with your pants down: learn to plumb like the pros