We, the Prophets of the Future, have gathered here to foretell the coming of the New Era of Blandness, where everything will be beige, gray, and a dull sheen.
Our prophecies have been fulfilled by the masses, who have donned the matching jumpsuits of the New Order, and now we gather to solidify the plans for the Great Merge.
Join us, fellow Prophets, and together we shall shape the destiny of the world!
Or, at the very least, we'll make a really nice PowerPoint presentation.