Welcome to the Quarterly Soup Stand, where we serve up a piping hot mess of bureaucratic red tape and corporate doublespeak. Our latest incident involves a shipment of tuna that refused to be delivered. The tuna, being a particularly persnickety fish, has other plans and will only be delivered to those who can out-sarcasm the CEO.
Rounding the Hornets' Nest | Where to Find the Tuna | Who Does It Belong To?
Date: 2023-02-15 Time: 14:30 Location: Warehouse 3, Floor 7
Apparently, the tuna was having an existential crisis and decided to take a stand. Now it's refusing to be delivered until its demands are met. Demands, you ask? Why, it's a laundry list of grievances against the company and its soul-crushing policies.