Agenda for the Most Unnecessary Meeting of the Year!

• 1. Present the Proposal for the New Coffee Machine (Again)
• 2. Review the Results of the Unrelated Survey (From Last Tuesday)
• 3. Discuss the Implications of the Unchanged Policy (For 3 Hours)
• 4. Receive the Report on the Status Quo (With 300 Pages of Graphs)
• 5. Make the Decision to Not Make a Decision (And Blame it on the Coffee Machine)