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Topic 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts | Topic 5: The Inevitability of TPS Reports
Current Action Items:
Implement a system for tracking the number of times we've had to cancel a meeting due to the CEO's golf game.
Assign Bob from accounting to write a memo on the importance of proper meeting etiquette.
Action Item 1: Develop a comprehensive guide to avoiding small talk | Action Item 2: Create a meeting-free zone in the conference room