Meetings: where time stands still, and so does the conversation.
Today's meeting is brought to you by:
We will now proceed with the discussion on why the company is still using Windows XP on all company computers.
Refresh, reboot, and repeat. Repeat, refresh, repeat.
A prophecy is a message from a higher authority, or in this case, our CEO.
The ancient prophecies are:
Remember, these prophecies are not to be taken lightly. Or at all.