Known Meeting of Utter Chaos Minutes
Today's meeting was called by Bob, who had a vague recollection of why.
John: "I think we should do the thing I said last meeting."
Jane: "I disagree, I was there, and I remember it differently."
Bob: "Wait, what were we discussing again?"
Alice (via video conference): "Can someone please mute their cats? I can barely hear myself."
John: "I'll try, but I'm not sure how."
Jane: "I think we can all just pretend we're in a meeting about a meeting."
Meeting devolved into chaos, with everyone talking over each other and making no sense.
- Decision 1: We will not have any decisions today.
- Decision 2: We will have more meetings next week.
Adjourned by Bob, who promptly forgot what that means.