After an hour of discussion, the meeting finally ended with no resolution and a collective sense of dread. But hey, at least the donuts were free.
• The meeting started at 9:00 AM, but nobody showed up till 9:30 AM
• The projector died, but someone had the foresight to bring their laptop
• Someone's kid had a birthday party in the background, complete with balloons and a pinata
• Schedule another meeting to discuss the same topics
• Bring snacks
• Send the meeting invite to everyone, including the kid with the birthday party