Meeting 1: Pointless Rant

Today's Agenda:

• Minutes
• Action Items

This meeting is a pointless discussion about why the copier is still broken, but also about other pointless things.

Points of Order:

• The copier has been on the fritz for 2 weeks.
• Someone said they saw a YouTube video about a cat playing the piano.
• We should probably get a new copier, but who needs one when you have a perfectly good paperclip?

Points of Disagreement:

• Bob thinks the copier is fine, it just needs more toner.
• Jane thinks we should just use the fax machine, but that's a security risk.
• Steve thinks we should all just go back to using quill and ink.