Decision 4: The Pointless Discussion

Subtopic: Unimportant Details

Today, we're discussing the utterly irrelevant topic of... "The Meaning of the Stapler" in the context of the quarterly sales reports.

Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good discussion about staplers?

Important note: This discussion is expected to last at least 4 hours, possibly longer.

Minutes of Inaction | Minutes of Action

Subtopic: Agenda Items

• Item 1: Discussing the merits of staplers
• Item 2: Debating the optimal stapler placement
• Item 3: Considering the implications of a stapler-less world

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Subtopic: Action Items

• Item 1: Assign task to John to research stapler alternatives
• Item 2: Schedule meeting for next Thursday to discuss staplers
• Item 3: Create Powerpoint presentation on stapler history

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