Welcome, meeting attendees, to Meeting 5: Procrastination by Appointment. Today's agenda is intentionally vague and open to interpretation. We'll be discussing ways to creatively avoid doing real work while still appearing engaged and motivated.
Meeting 6: Procrastination Through Caffeine - We'll explore the benefits of using excessive caffeine as a productivity booster.
Meeting 7: Procrastination Through Miscommunication - Learn how to artfully phrase your to-do list items to make them sound more exciting and less intimidating.
Meeting 8: Procrastination Through Technical Terms - Discover the joy of using overly complex jargon to confuse and intimidate your coworkers.
Meeting 9: Procrastination Through Scheduling - We'll discuss the art of scheduling meetings during meetings to further confuse and delay the actual work.