Expert Midge: The Unproductive Oracle
Welcome to the Expert Midge, where every meeting will leave you feeling like you've accomplished nothing.
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Expert Midge is here to waste your time with infinite discussions on the most trivial of topics.
- Meeting 5: Results: 2 hours, 14 cups of coffee consumed
- Meeting 6: Still pending...
Expert Midge's Sloganeering:
We're going to talk about this some more...
Expert Midge's Quote of the Day:
"If at first you don't succeed, fail again." - Expert Midge
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