Meeting 7: The One That Never Ends

Decisions > 3.1: The Never-ending Agenda

We've been discussing this agenda for hours, and it's still going on. Who thought it was a good idea to put 'Discussing the color of the wall' as an action item?

Item 1: Color of the wall

Someone, somewhere, decided it was a good idea to bring up the color of the wall. We've been arguing about it for 2 hours.

Item 2: Who ate the last donut

Someone else brought up the topic of who ate the last donut. Because, of course, that's what's important in a meeting.

Item 3: The meaning of life

Because we hadn't wasted enough time, someone thought it'd be a good idea to bring up 'The meaning of life'. Because, clearly, that's what we're minimalist design team is here for.