THE GREAT REDUNDANT MEETING

MEETING 7: THE NEXT MEETING

This meeting is the next meeting. It's like the previous meeting, but with slightly different words on the whiteboard.

Agenda:

• Discuss the same old thing for an extra 30 minutes.
• Take a 15-minute break to grab some stale donuts from the break room.
• Argue about the same old issues, but with more vigor.

Subcommittee Links:

• Meeting 8: The Next Iteration
• Meeting 9: The Emergency Meeting (Because Someone Accidentally Deleted Their Email)

This meeting is being held in the same conference room as the last 17 meetings. The chairs are still arranged the same way, but the carpet has been recently vacuumed.

Please report to the conference room for the start of this meeting.