Objective: Prove that we can all just sit in a circle and stare at each other for hours.
Agenda:
- Minutes 1-5: Staring Contest
- Minutes 5-10: Silent Reading of the Company Handbook
- Minutes 10-15: Unnecessary Break for Snack Time
- Minutes 15-20: Re-reading the Same Notes from Last Week's Meeting
- Minutes 20-25: More Staring
Decisions:
- Decision 1: We will continue to exist.
- Decision 2: More meetings will be scheduled.
- Decision 3: The coffee machine will be turned off during meetings.
Next Steps: