This meeting is being held to discuss the color of the stapler. We've had several complaints about it being too bland. We will debate the merits of changing it to something more vibrant.
We've been noticing that several employees have been spending an inordinate amount of time browsing cat videos on their computers. We will discuss ways to optimize procrastination and make it more efficient.
Learn more about our procrastination policies
This meeting is being held to discuss the necessity of this meeting. We'll explore the benefits and drawbacks of holding a meeting to discuss the need for meetings.