Wednesday's Departmental Meeting of the Damned

Today's agenda is as follows:

1. Minutes of the Previous Meeting (10:00-10:30 AM): We did nothing, and that's okay.
2. Introduction to the New Janitor (10:30-11:15 AM): Please do not touch the stapler, he's still getting used to it.
3. Marketing Meeting (11:15 AM-12:00 PM): We'll make a 3% profit margin, or so we claim.
4. Lunch Break (12:00-1:00 PM): You're on your own, good luck.
5. Tech Support (1:00-2:00 PM): Don't worry, we'll just reboot it and hope for the best.
6. Finance Meeting (2:00-3:00 PM): We'll just pretend we're making money, and maybe we are, who knows?
7. Wrap-up and Goodbyes (3:00-4:00 PM): See you next Wednesday, same time, same place.

Side effects of attending this meeting may include:

• Temporary loss of productivity
• Involuntary groaning
• Sudden onset of apathy

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