Redundant Meetings

Meetings are the bane of productivity. A never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and unnecessary decision-making. But fear not, dear employee, for we have ethics to guide us through this sea of tedium.

Meeting Ethics Rules

Meeting Agendas

Meeting Minutes

Meeting Ethics Rules

Rule 1: Thou shalt not schedule meetings during the apocalypse.

Rule 2: All meetings shall have snacks.

Rule 3: Thou shalt not bring thy laptop to the meeting, unless it be a laptop.

Read Rule 2 again, carefully.

Understand Rule 3, for the sake of all that is holy.

Meeting Agendas

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the weather.

Agenda Item 2: Debate the meaning of life.

Agenda Item 3: Decide on pizza toppings.

Read Agenda Item 1, carefully.

Understand Agenda Item 2, for the sake of all that is holy.

Decide on pizza toppings, for the sake of the team.

Meeting Minutes

Minute 1: We discussed the weather.

Minute 2: We debated the meaning of life.

Minute 3: We decided on pizza toppings.