Meetings are the bane of productivity. A never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and unnecessary decision-making. But fear not, dear employee, for we have ethics to guide us through this sea of tedium.
Rule 1: Thou shalt not schedule meetings during the apocalypse.
Rule 2: All meetings shall have snacks.
Rule 3: Thou shalt not bring thy laptop to the meeting, unless it be a laptop.
Agenda Item 1: Discuss the weather.
Agenda Item 2: Debate the meaning of life.
Agenda Item 3: Decide on pizza toppings.
Read Agenda Item 1, carefully.
Minute 1: We discussed the weather.
Minute 2: We debated the meaning of life.
Minute 3: We decided on pizza toppings.